A phone conversation...
Me to my friend: Are you okay?
Her: No, *sneezes* I'm sneezing. *sneezes*
Me: Hi Sneezing, you have a strange name.
Her: YOU BULLIED ME WHEN WE WERE 5.
Me: And I told you not to bring that up again. It was 9 years ago!
Her: Since when did we become old and boring?
Me: We're old?!
Her: I'm a young adult. You are a grandma.
Me: Okay, Sneezing!
Her: If I call you Honey, will you call me Dear?
Me: No, I will not let you-
Her: Okay, Honey, understood! From now on your Google contact and phone contact is Honey.
Her: Yes.(this continues for a while)
Her: I got to go now but I get the last word. YOUR NAME IS HONEY. *hangs up*