Just because people are at work, doesn't mean there working.
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself.
Me: I'd rather not since I need this job.
(Laughing nervously) How I'm handling life right now: God, I wish I was dead.
When your a Dutch princess, and if you make the wrong face you'll instantly become a meme. (:
Wdym I wasn't picked to go to Hogwarts >:(
When Canadians added cheese to fries and gravy- You know I'm something of a scientist myself.
Dad: I'm divorcing your mom.
Son: Hi divorcing your mom
Dad: No you aren't that's why we're getting a divorce.